AI Generated Weapons

Weapon	gp	lbs.	Size	#Att	dmg	Critical	Notes
Broken Bottle	1	1	Tiny	1	1d4	20/x2	Improvised but effective in taverns.
Rusty Spoon	1	0.5	Tiny	1	1d2	20/x2	Perfect for bar brawls and pudding fights.
Brick on a String	2	6	Medium	1	1d8	20/x3	Swings wildly but hits like a ton of bricks.
Inflatable Hammer	2	1	Medium	1	1d4	20/x2	Collapses hilariously when it hits.
Throwing Chair	5	10	Medium	1	1d8	19/x2	Popular in tavern fights and wrestling.
Rolling Pin of Wrath	8	2	Small	1	1d6	20/x2	Deals +2 damage to pastry chefs.
Feather Dagger	10	0.2	Tiny	1	1d3	20/x2	Tickles the enemy, dealing psychic damage.
Frying Pan	10	3	Small	1	1d6	19/x3	Doubles as cookware—clangs loudly on impact.
Shovel of Doom	20	6	Medium	1	1d8	19/x2	Great for digging graves mid-battle.
Boot Dagger of Last Resorts	25	1	Tiny	1	1d6	18-20/x3	Can be drawn as a free action when grappled.
Sticky Net	25	5	Large	1	Special	20/x2	Entangles enemies with a gooey mess.
Boomerang of Shame	30	2	Small	1	1d6	20/x2	Always returns—but insults you on return.
Dagger of Overcompensation	30	6	Medium	2	1d8	18-20/x2	Dual-wielding this negates off-hand penalties.
Executioner’s Butterknife	50	4	Medium	1	1d12	18-20/x3	Can be thrown up to 30 ft. without disadvantage.
Goblin-on-a-Stick	50	8	Large	1	2d6	18/x2	Goblin complains loudly during battle.
Throwing Axe of Questionable Physics	50	5	Medium	1	1d10	19-20/x2	Returns to your hand on a successful hit.
Lute of Smashing	60	4	Small	1	1d6	19/x2	Deals bonus damage to bard egos.
Polearm of Personal Space	60	8	Large	1	1d10	19-20/x3	Has reach and allows opportunity attacks on forced movement.
Anchored Flail	75	25	Huge	1	2d12	18/x2	Too unwieldy for most mortals.
The Can Opener	75	12	Medium	1	2d6	19-20/x3	Ignores AC bonuses from non-magical armor.
The Passive Aggressor (Rapier)	75	3	Medium	1	1d10	18-20/x2	On a crit, you can whisper something so cutting the target takes 1d4 psychic damage.
Wand of Mild Annoyance	75	1	Tiny	1	1d3	20/x2	Deals psychic damage from insults.
The Accountant (Mace)	80	8	Medium	1	2d6	18-20/x3	Critical hits cause enemies to drop one item.
The Spinal Adjuster	80	10	Large	1	2d8	18-20/x3	Targets hit must make a Con save (DC 15) or be stunned for 1 round.
Boomeraxe	85	6	Medium	1	2d6	18-20/x2	Returns to your hand even if it misses.
The Equalizer (Morningstar)	90	12	Medium	1	2d8	18-20/x3	Targets with AC higher than 18 take an extra 1d6 damage.
The Negotiator (Warhammer)	90	14	Medium	1	2d6	19-20/x3	Deals double damage against structures.
Comically Oversized Sword	100	20	Huge	1	2d10	19/x3	Requires STR 20+ to wield without penalty.
Halberd of Poor Life Choices	100	15	Large	1	1d12	18-20/x4	If you roll a 1 to hit, you trip yourself.
Staff of Smug Superiority	110	5	Medium	1	1d10	19-20/x2	Grants +1 AC if you use it as your primary weapon.
Crossbow of Excessive Force	120	10	Medium	1	2d10	19-20/x3	Ignores half and three-quarters cover.
Bow of Implausible Accuracy	150	6	Medium	2	1d12	18-20/x3	Can be fired with disadvantage at targets up to twice max range.
Legally Distinct Buster Sword	150	20	Large	1	2d10	19-20/x3	Requires Str 16+ to wield one-handed.
Lightning Fork	150	3	Small	1	1d8	19/x2	Shocks the enemy and ruins their hair.
Dual Chains of Overcommitment	175	16	Large	2	1d10	19-20/x3	If you hit with both attacks, you can attempt to grapple as a free action.
Greatsword of Subtlety	200	18	Large	1	2d12	20/x3	Grants advantage on Stealth checks in dim light or darker.
Repeating Crossbow of Poor Choices	200	12	Medium	3	1d8	18-20/x2	Must fire all attacks each turn or jam.
Bee-Filled Blunderbuss	250	15	Large	1	2d8	20/x2	Fires bees—save vs. poison on hit.
Bagpipe Bomb	300	8	Medium	1	3d6	19/x3	Explodes in a cacophony of bagpipe noises.
Sword of Overcompensation	500	10	Medium	1	2d6	18/x2	On a hit, you can expend a bonus action to force an enemy to make a DC 15 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone. Once per long rest.
The Broadsword of Bruised Ego	1,200	15	Medium	2	1d8	19/x2	When you score a critical hit, the target must succeed on a DC 13 Wisdom saving throw or suffer disadvantage on all attack rolls for 1 round.
The Club of Arbitrary Rule	1,500	20	Large	2	2d6	20/x3	The club's second attack is determined randomly. Roll a d6: 1-3, normal hit; 4-5, extra 1d6 damage; 6, knockback effect (15 ft.).
The Wretched Dagger of Mild Discomfort	800	2	Small	2	1d4	19/x2	On a hit, the target must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or suffer disadvantage on their next attack roll.
The Axe of Existential Crisis	2,500	30	Large	3	3d6	20/x3	When you score a critical hit, the target must make a DC 14 Intelligence saving throw or be stunned until the start of your next turn.
The Mace of Overzealous Virtue	3,000	15	Medium	3	2d8	19/x2	The mace deals an additional 1d6 radiant damage on each attack. If the wielder has a good alignment, the damage increases by +1d6.
The Blade of Mildly Annoyed Gods	3,500	10	Medium	4	2d6	18/x2	After hitting with this blade, you can use your reaction to force the target to make a DC 16 Charisma saving throw. On a fail, they are compelled to take one hostile action against a random ally.
The Greatsword of Unresolved Trauma	4,000	40	Large	5	3d8	20/x3	The wielder gains advantage on saving throws against fear while wielding this sword. Each hit reduces the target's movement speed by 5 feet for 1 round.
The Spiked Morningstar of Wild Impulses	5,000	25	Large	6	2d6	19/x2	The first attack with this weapon deals normal damage. For each subsequent attack, the damage increases by +1d6, stacking up to +3d6 for the sixth attack.
The Warhammer of Complete Destruction	6,000	35	Large	6	4d6	20/x2	When you hit with this weapon, you can choose to deal double damage to structures or objects. On a critical hit, all creatures within 10 feet must make a DC 16 Dexterity saving throw or take half damage.
The Gauntlet of Eternal Agony	12,000	8	Medium	7	1d10	18/x3	Each hit with this gauntlet triggers a lingering effect. The target must succeed on a DC 15 Constitution saving throw or suffer 1d6 necrotic damage at the start of their next turn.
The Cosmic Claymore of Desperate Measures	13,500	30	Large	7	3d8	20/x3	On a critical hit, the wielder can activate a special ability: for the next 3 rounds, all attacks made with the Claymore deal an additional 1d8 force damage.
Whip of the Boundless Fury	14,000	5	Medium	8	2d4	19/x2	The whip attacks in an unpredictable pattern. After each hit, roll a d6 to determine an additional effect: 1-2, deal extra 1d6 damage; 3-4, target is disarmed; 5-6, target is stunned for 1 round.
The Staff of Relentless Repetition	15,500	18	Medium	8	2d6	20/x2	After every third consecutive hit, the staff causes a “repetition burst,” dealing an extra 2d6 force damage to all enemies within 10 feet of the target.
The Dual-Wielding Swordfish of Doom	18,000	12	Large	9	3d6	18/x3	The swordfish blades deal an additional 1d6 slashing damage on every other attack. If both blades hit in the same round, the target must make a DC 17 Dexterity saving throw or be knocked prone.
The Scourge of Infinite Echoes	19,000	22	Huge	9	3d10	20/x3	Each attack echoes into the future. For every 3 consecutive hits, the wielder gains an extra attack in the following round, dealing 1d10 extra damage.
The Implosion Blade of Unfathomable Suffering	20,500	25	Large	10	2d12	19/x3	After a hit, you can choose to trigger an implosion effect. The target must make a DC 18 Strength saving throw or suffer 2d10 force damage and be pushed 10 feet away.
The Bladed Helicopter of Unnecessary Aerial Assault	25,000	35	Huge	10	3d6	20/x4	After every attack, the wielder may immediately take an additional bonus action to fly up to 30 feet. Each attack also creates a gust of wind that forces enemies within 10 feet to make a DC 16 Strength saving throw or be knocked back 10 feet.
The Tesseract Hammer of Dimensional Bludgeoning	30,000	40	Huge	11	4d6	19/x4	Every third attack has a chance to shift the target into an alternate dimension for 1 turn. During this time, they are incapacitated and cannot take actions or reactions.
The Serpent’s Tongue of Ineffable Precision	35,000	15	Medium	12	2d8	18/x3	On a hit, you may choose to deal extra 2d6 damage at the cost of a disadvantage on your next attack. This effect can be triggered up to three times per long rest.
The Bankruptinator	1,000,000	12	Large	2	10d10+50	x4 (Decapitate on nat 20)	Ignores all AC below 300, bypasses resistances.
Sword of Too Many Dice	2,500,000	15	Large	3	20d6+20	x5 (Explodes, AOE 30ft)	Any overkill damage causes a chain explosion in a 30ft radius.
Blunt Force Bankruptcy	3,000,000	25	Huge	1	15d12+100	x2 (Concussive Knockback)	Targets hit are thrown 1000 ft away.
The Tax Collector	4,200,000	10	Medium	2	12d8+10	x3 (Soul Debt)	Each crit permanently reduces target’s wealth by 50%.
Sword of GM Tears	5,500,000	8	Medium	4	30d4+30	x4 (Reality Break)	On a nat 20, the DM must rewrite the encounter.
Arrow of Economic Collapse	6,000,000	1	Tiny	1	10d20+200	x5 (Dissolves Wealth)	Anything worth over 1,000gp within 10ft of impact is destroyed.
The Lawsuit Hammer	7,777,777	50	Huge	1	10d10+Legal Fees	x3 (Litigious Smite)	If target survives, they are sued for all their belongings.
The Checkmate Spear	8,800,000	6	Large	2	8d12+30	x4 (No Save)	If you hit, the target must make a DC 300 save or die immediately.
The Dungeon Refund	9,999,999	4	Medium	3	15d8+50	x4 (Reverse Looting)	On a nat 20, instantly teleports the wielder to the treasure room of any dungeon.
The Pay-to-Win Mace	10,000,000	20	Huge	∞	100d6+100	x10 (Game Over)	Requires 1,000,000gp per attack. Can smite deities.